Some call them weapons. We call them “problem solvers.”
The streets of Mouseburg are anything but safe—but come 2025, that may be about to change. While the official release date remains shrouded in mystery, MOUSE: P.I. for Hire has just dropped a new trailer, courtesy of PlaySide Publishing and Fumi Games, offering a tantalizing preview of the mayhem to come. And at the heart of it all? A trio of brilliantly inventive—and unapologetically destructive—tools of justice, ripped straight from a mad scientist’s playbook.
In just over a minute, the trailer showcases these gadgets, straddling the fine line between absurdity and pure terror. From the freezing blast of the COOL-D Cold Steam Applier to the corrosive power of the CLEAN-D Automatic Turpentine Cleanser, each weapon promises its own brand of mayhem. The undeniable showstopper, however, is the MIND-D Self-Aware Attitude Changer—a device that doesn’t just neutralize its target but seizes their mind before dramatically blowing it to bits.
With tech this over-the-top, Mouseburg’s criminal underworld doesn’t stand a chance. Let’s take a closer look at the gadgets redefining justice—one wild invention at a time.
COOL-D Cold Steam Applier: Freeze Time, Freeze Crime
The city never sleeps—but with the COOL-D in your grip, time has a curious way of slowing down. Ice-cold and relentless, this sleek freeze ray doesn’t ask questions. It simply chills. Whether you’re freezing a fleeing suspect in their tracks or keeping last night’s cheese board from spoiling, the COOL-D is both a practical tool and a terrifying weapon.
One squeeze of the trigger, and time stops—along with whatever unfortunate soul happens to be in your sights. No need for messy pursuits, no second guesses. Just a single shot of pure, unrelenting cold. Stylish. Silent. Deadly cold.
CLEAN-D Automatic Turpentine Cleanser: When Clean Isn’t Just Clean
Justice in Mouseburg isn’t always pretty, but it sure gets the job done. For those with a less-than-noble idea of what “cleaning up” means, the CLEAN-D Automatic Turpentine Cleanser—better known as the Turpentine Gun, is the ultimate tool. Designed to remove even the most stubborn stains—both literal and figurative—this destructive device harnesses the power of corrosive chemicals to leave the city spotless.
Whether you’re erasing the criminal remnants that cling to the grimy alleyways or washing away the traces of illicit acts, the Turpentine Gun leaves nothing behind. With its patented, highly destructive formula, one blast is all it takes to obliterate even the most entrenched filth. Efficient, powerful, and terrifyingly simple, this device doesn’t merely clean—it annihilates. One pull of the trigger, and even the most stubborn stains vanish without a trace.
MIND-D Self-Aware Attitude Changer: Neuro-Control at Your Fingertips
In Mouseburg’s darker alleys, few conversations end in agreement—unless someone’s carrying a Conscious Gun. Designed to address the age-old dilemma of free will, this sleek, sentient sidearm doesn’t rely on force, but on seduction. A mere whisper of neurochemical manipulation and a flicker of synthetic charm do more than persuade—they rewrite the very fabric of your thoughts. And when it’s over, you won’t remember changing your mind. You’ll simply believe you always felt this way.
It’s Almost Time to Pull the Trigger
With that, we conclude this brief yet insightful preview of the groundbreaking experimental weapons set to appear in Mouse. But don’t worry—this is just the beginning. Stay tuned, as we’ll be back soon with more exciting updates and exclusive insights into Fumi Games’ captivating IP.
MOUSE: P.I. For Hire launches in 2025 on Nintendo Switch, PC via Steam, PS5, PS4, Xbox Series X/S, and Xbox One. For the latest updates, follow Fumi Games on X and the official MOUSE: P.I. For Hire account, and be sure to visit their official website—you won’t want to miss the next big breakthrough in this case.
For now, consider the case… on hold.
